Rough weeks...can I blame her?

So ever since my ex chose work over me, I have had strings of bad luck. My phone reset itself thus losing all my messages and files. Then I lost power for five days, and when I finally got my power back, my kitchen sink decided to spew out and almost flooded my kitchen (luckily I was home). And if those weren't enough, I hurt my lower back playing ball (rarely happens) and got kneed on my thigh which is no bueno.

So can I blame her for all of this?

Hopefully no more bad things...